One of the things I have always been told about deer hunting is to make sure your not giving off any scent. People say deer can smell any odor and when they do, you have no chance of seeing a deer let alone getting one.

It was the Sunday on the last weekend of deer hunting for my family. My brother Steve (Crusty) had gotten a doe in the moring and it was getting about that time to start dragging. My dad and oldest brother Tony had walked past my stand towards the van to get the rope and drop off a few things before we started dragging. I knew I had about only about 20-30min left in my stand for the year and was thinking, that all I saw in 2 weekends of hunting was a few squirrels. To hell with it I thought, I’m gonna have a cigarette. I put my rifle down and lit up. As I was enjoying my smoke, when I heard some leaves crunching behind me. It couldn’t be my dad and bro, that would have been to quick. It’s one of those damn squirrels and this one just might get it! I turned around and saw this doe walking like she didn’t have a care in the world. I couldn’t believe it, slowly I reached for my gun. Started to bring my gun up, that’s when it dawned on me, I still had a cig in my mouth. Well let’s see how this works and I brought my rifle all the way up. Not a good idea Rob, I got an eye full of smoke. Now what, can’t put it out, not enough time. If she goes on the other side of that ridge I’ll lose her. So I let it drop out of my mouth to the forest floor. I pulled my rifle back up and took my shot. She drops! Right at the top of the ridge and takes a few tumbles down the other side. My heart is racing and I start laughing. Climbing down my stand I see my smoke still going, I pick it and start walking to my doe. A few moments after getting to my deer, my dad and brother show up, coming back from the van and as they are coming towards me I’m putting my cig out. My dad looks at me “Dang Rob, what did you do? Shoot and lite up?” All I could do was laugh and say it was the other way around.

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While hunting in a MN state forest with Crusty (my brother), my father & mother and youngest brother, Rob, we would go to the campground in the state forest after each day of hunting to see how many deer were hanging. At times there were nice bucks and other times just does. It was also a way for us to show everyone what we got too.
Well, about 7-8 yrs ago we saw a very impressive 10pt buck hanging. So we stopped there and started talking to a kid (13 – 14yrs old) as he was the only person at this campsite. After asking “who got this buck? at what time?” etc… this kid told us the guy that shot it was in town, and he said “I got one too!” As we all turned our heads to look at his deer hanging from the tree, all we saw was a deer the size of a German Shepard! I mean honestly, how could anyone even see that small of a deer, yet alone shoot it?? The only thing anyone said was “yep.”
We just killed this kids dream hunt in a matter of 5 seconds.
All we could do after that was say “Well, good luck tomorrow.” We got back in the truck and realized what we had done. Poor kid must have thought that those hunters are real (use your imagination).
To this day we feel bad for that kid , but it was funny at the time when he said “I got one too” and our response was priceless.

P.S. Never saw that kid again….

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Opening day of the deer hunt is always filled with excitement and anticipation, even more so when it’s your first hunt.
I had already hunted for some years with my husband before our oldest son joined us. This season would be the first hunt for our second son, Steven. Since we hunt in a MN state forest, we are a little apprehensive on opening morning if some other hunter will be in the area we’ve scouted.
All is well as we approach our stands this November morning. We wish each other success and a safe hunt as we disband, each to our own stands.
It’s an overcast morning with average MN November temperatures (cold). The darkness slowly subsides and the dawn breaks. I take in my surroundings and am thankful to be in the woods on this calm, peaceful morning.
There are occasional shots in the distance but none close enough to be one of my fellow hunters. It is late morning and I’m cold and stiff when I’m suddenly jolted by a single nearby shot. YES!!! It’s from Steve’s direction. I calm my excitement to sit quietly, watchful in case a deer heads my way.
After a time, I make my way down from my stand and head in Steve’s direction. His stand is a distance from my area, on a very wooded, slight hilltop with the ground covered in moss…hence the nickname we use, Moss Ridge. As I approach, Steve is standing in his deer stand with his rifle casually laying across his arm.
“Where’s your deer?” I ask.
He replies “I figure about 2 miles from here by now” in a very disappointed tone. He relates the story. Four does, on a nice trot, passed right in front of his stand, quiet on the mossy hillside. He got a shot off at the last one as it passed him. I chuckle silently to myself at the visual of his story.
“Well, come down Steve and we’ll check it out”. When we get to the area where he thought the deer was when he fired, sure enough, sign of a hit.
As we follow the faint blood trail, I’m hopeful my son has bagged his first deer. Suddenly, the deer jumps up in front of us. Steve confidently brings up his rifle and fires as the deer is bounding away from us. The shot drops her in her tracks.
The thrill and excitement of my son’s first hunt culminates in his bagging a nice doe. He has since taken many deer, including a couple of nice bucks. But nothing can match the memory of being a part of his first deer, standing alongside of him as he takes down that doe.
Posted in honor of Steven’s birthday…Happy Birthday, Steve!

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My father and I had a pack of beagle hounds that we used to run rabbits. They were a mixed pack, their leader being a Yellow Creek, aptly named “Old Yellar”, and a collection of Saddlebacks of various sizes and shapes, “Cleo”, “Willie” and “Keefer”. My daddy traded a .22 rifle for three of them and an old uncle gave me one that wouldn’t cooperate with him. Nothing more aggravating than a beagle that just won’t do right. While they may have been a motley sort of crew, they could really put the hammer on a rabbit. When they were all running hard it sounded like music to a dog man’s ears as they crossed the hills and hollows of south Mississippi putting pressure on a cottontail or a swamper to break into the open to give us a decent shot.

Our dog yard was about 150 yards from our house at the end of a well worn path through our garden and pasture. About twice a summer we would mow the pasture, so most of the time we followed the path back and forth to the dogyard because the grass was deep. In the summer it gave you a sense of safety from the snakes if you stayed on the path,….or so we thought.

One summer as a young boy, due to either being too busy during the day fishing or most likely due to teenaged procrastination it was nearly dark before I either remembered or was reminded that I needed to feed and water my dogs. Most of the time my daddy expected those dogs to be fed, water, and checked ahead of my own eating. He believed in and cared greatly for the well being of those dogs. I guess he figured he could birth another son easier than he could assemble another good pack of rabbit hounds. Well in being the obedient son I was, I gathered a bucket of Jim Dandy’s Finest dog feed and without a flashlight, I followed that narrow, well worn path through the garden and pasture to the dog yard and fed my hounds, checking on their well being. When I was satisfied that they were eating and doing well in their confines, I headed back to the house in the dark. There was just enough light to make out the gap in the grass where the path lay. On the way back to the house with only an empty bucket in my hand, I was stopped cold in my tracks by the unmistakable buzz of a rattlesnake. It’s hard to describe the buzz of a rattler in the dark, but the closest thing I can think of is one of those wind up toys we used to put in the palm of our hands to scare people when they shook our hands. High pitched, high frequency, non-stop buzz,…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I immediately envisioned a 10 ft long rattler with a 20 rattles and 2″ long fangs ready to inject me leading to a painful death, followed by being swallowed by this monster of the darkness. I would never be found, no trace, just an empty dog food bucket on the pathway. To say that my heart lept into my throat is an understatement and even as I write this my memories are causing the hair on the back of my neck to stand on end. As hard as I tried, I could not pinpoint whether the snake was ahead, behind, or beside me. It sounded like he was everywhere. In the dark the sound was deceptive and frightening. My skin turned clammy, the hair on my neck rose on end , my heart rate went from 60 to 600 beats per minute instantly and I was to put it bluntly, freaking out! I believe this was my first panic attack,…and for a good reason,…a powerful, dangerous snake was bearing down on me. As I stood perfectly still for a few seconds trying to pinpoint the location of the snake my survival instincts were working at breakneck speed to figure out how to keep fangs from sinking into my leg.

I quickly figured my only recourse was to use the bucket to distract the snake so I picked a spot just ahead of me and, in the dark, threw the bucket at that spot and jumped as far over it as I could. I hit the ground in an odd run/jump fashion covering ground at an amazing clip. Without a stop watch I suspect I covered that last 100 yds, oh in about 2.2 seconds.

An hour later, after a panic stricken explanation to my mother, a clean pair of underwear and a glass of sweet tea my blood pressure and heart rate dropped from the sky back to normal. Needless to say, from that day forward that path was kept mowed and dogs were fed during daylight hours.

Later in the same summer, we killed a 6 foot rattler some 50 yards north of the dog pen while bringing hay out of the field. While I suspected at the time it was the same snake, I was later proven wrong,…but that’s another story for a later day.

“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”

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As the evening sun fell behind the towering pine trees, quiteness gently enveloped the Mississippi hardwood creek bottom where Neal and I were set up about a hundred yards apart on opposite ends of a ridge that sloped downward toward the creek. Both in tree stands, silently we waited for the chance to take a deer, buck or doe, it didn’t really matter.

Neal, a high school boy from my neighborhood, was already a genuinely hooked deer hunter, accomplished deer hunter with bow, rifle and muzzleloader. He was the type of guy that would have all his gear out, polished, lined up, double checked and ready for a hunt weeks before the season started. He practiced his already well tuned bow skills year round and went through boxes of ammo to make sure his rife hit just the right spot. His room was clothed in camo, Field and Stream, Bowhunter, and posters of deer. Every chance he got he was picking the brain of another deer hunter looking for that next tactic or trick that would enhance his odds. I learned from him to take a few small rocks to the woods with me during early bow in Mississippi to use to imitate falling white oak acorns, the equivalent of cocaine to Mississippi whitetails. Find white oak acorns, kill deer. Simple. My wife called Neal the youngest deer ‘addict’ she’d ever known besides me. I enjoyed hunting with Neal due to his pleasant nature and his enthusiasm for deer hunting.

On this particular evening, since I didn’t have a truck and Neal was riding with me, in my Honda Civic we followed a narrow road across the pasture behind my mother’s house, through a narrowing in the woods into the hay meadow and parked. From there we walked another 500 yards, crossed the small, white sand, crystal clear water creek. I took a spot in pin oaks near the creek and Neal went on up the ridge. I climbed my tree with a climbing tree stand and settled in. Neal, who used line crew spurs and a lock on stand, settled in as well. Our wait began.

Just before dark a rather large doe made her way to me picking up acorns and munching them. I waited as long as I could in hopes of a buck showing, but it wasn’t to be. With an empty freezer, I decided to take the doe and with one shot from my 7mm-mag she dropped in her tracks. When the disturbance from the shot settled in the woods, a pack of coyotes opened up just across the creek on the next hill. Packed coyotes howling will lead one to believe there are hundreds in the pack just due to the chaotic sounds they make. In all likelihood, there was only a couple to half dozen, but enough to make the hair stand on end on the back of your neck. By the time they stopped howling it was pitch dark and both Neal and I were still in the stands. In a few minutes I could hear the coyotes crossing the creek and yipping as they came towards the downed deer, smelling the blood, ready to feast until only the carcass was left. I shot towards them in the creek and yelled “Get out of here!”, then started climbing down. As I gathered my stand, I listened to hear if Neal was coming down the trail and I heard nothing. I yelled to him “Neal, come on! Let’s get this deer out before the coyotes take it!”. He yelled back with fear in his voice,…”Mr. Carey, I’m not coming down! They’re not getting me!” I couldn’t help but laugh and yelled back “OK,…stay where you are and I’ll see you tomorrow!”

Well,…a few minutes later as I field dressed the doe in the dark I could hear him clattering down the trail, lock-on stand, rifle, clinging spurs and all. Sounded like a runaway old plow mule in trace chains. He ran up to me just about the time I finished the field dress job, grabbed the doe by one leg and took off pulling it towards the creek. I worked to catch up with him and help. In between laughs at him and struggling with getting a deer across a creek and to the back of my car in the dark, those coyotes decided to lay low and stay out of range.

Needless to say, we made it out safely and another deer hunting memory was written seared in our minds. Neal finished high school, went on to pitch college baseball at Ole Miss, married and is now my insurance agent. He’s a fantastic man, a great hunter and a pleasure to know. Good thing the coyotes didn’t get him!

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Trying to describe the sounds of a steamy, hot July night in Mississippi is about as difficult as describing the sounds of an orchestra. For a couple of boys born and raised in the Deep South, it all sounded perfect. Hoot owls, screech owls, grasshoppers, crickets, tree frogs, peepers, and the ultimate summer time quarry,…bullfrogs the size of the old black rotary telephones,….”Whhhhhuuummp! Whhhhhump!” Monstrous bullfrogs seeking out a mate sounded like music to our ears. Our taste buds were salivating thinking about fried frog legs.

David and I stopped the truck at the locked gate on Mr. Landers’ place because we really didn’t have clear permission to be doing what we were planning to do. We sort just decided between the two of us he wouldn’t mind, especially if he didn’t know, if we slipped into his big pond and grabbed a few of those big, old, soul mate searching, “whummping” reptiles. They really are eating. Our walk with marginal headlights and a spring loaded grabber on the end of a hoe handle soon delivered us to the levee of a pond ringed with water hyacinth out to about ten feet.

With lights off we silently eased around the pond, hoping not to encounter the evil Mr. Water Mocassin, until we were within reasonable range of a trophy bullfrog. At this point, the problem we encountered was we had a 6 foot frog grabber pole attached to a 3 foot arm and the prey was about 10 feet out into the pond. The math just didn’t work so we quickly hatched a new plan. A plan that would surely be successful if we just both worked together. Since I had on short pants with a belt, David would hold onto my belt with his right hand and a small tree with his left hand as I leaned out toward the frog. At the right point, I would grab the frog and he’d pull us both back in. We couldn’t miss,…famous last thoughts right? Like the famous last words of most rednecks “Hey guys, watch this!” Well,…seems my best friend, David, had another trick up his sleeve. Likely hatched at this moment to retaliate for me placing a green pine cone underneath the tail of his horse a few weeks earlier and laughing at him while he played rodeo. Just at the he gave me the extra foot to grab the frog, he let go of my belt and I fell headfirst into the water hyacinth in total darkness. I screamed on the way down imagining I was falling right on top of the evil Mr. Water Mocassin. I didn’t and I came right back up only to see David and his headlight running at full speed back to the truck. When I got the truck, he had all the doors locked and was laughing in stitches. I was covered in water weeds and pond muck. To get him to open the door I had to promise not to shoot him or grab his privates with the frog grab.

South Mississippi boys will do the darndest things for amusement,….

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So a few years ago during the Rifle deer hunt here in Utah, I went up to scout an area for our weekend hunt. I was in my car (a 1992 Toyota Camry because I didn’t have my own truck yet, anyway…) it was actually a paved camp road most of the way up but still in the legal hunting area. Now I had my gun with me “just in case”, which as we all know just in case really never happens, but I had it with me none-the-less…

So after I was done scouting I was on my way back home… now there were a few hunters up there which were starting to make the trek home as well… And as I was driving, up the mountain to my left out of the corner of my eye, I noticed something out of place, so I stopped to take a look and about 50 yards up the hill was a doe with her head stuck way high looking down the hill. so I inched forward to see if she was alone or with some other deer. I kept looking and saw 2…then 3 and 4… all does… then up pops the head of another and BAM!!! a big rack!

Now I about choked when I saw this beautiful 4 point buck (8 point for all you whitetail hunters) I thought to myself “am I seeing things, how did all the hunters that just passed this way not 2 minutes ago not see this?”

So being careful not to spook the deer I slowly rolled the window down, picked up my gun, and put the cross hairs right behind the shoulder (disclaimer…shooting from your vehicle is not exactly legal…so don’t do it, I wasn’t thinking clearly!!!)

I took a deep breath and exhaled and pulled the trigger. Instantly the big buck flipped over backwards and proceeded to roll (dead as a doornail) down the hill towards me… it rolled and rolled and stopped about 5 feet from my car! SWEET HUH!!!?

Then it hit me, oh CRAP! I don’t have a truck or a knife…NOT GOOD!!! all I could picture is me driving down the canyon with a bloody deer on the top of my roof with me hanging out the window trying to hang on to it for dear life…

Just then the truck of hunters that was seconds in front of me had turned around because they heard the shot and when they got to me they about keeled over because here laid this beautiful buck next to my car and they had just passed there not one minute ago and they knew I was driving right behind them…it was really funny to see how dumbfounded they were by the whole thing.

Just then a nice old man that was road hunting pulled up behind me and realized the predicament I was in and offered up his knife and the bed of his truck, so I cleaned it, threw it in the back of his truck and he drove it to my home for me…Ya, it was that easy!

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