The Great Goose Chase
I’m always going on wild goose chases. Most hunters and fishermen do. All it takes is the mere mention of a hidden pond full of mallards or a lake teeming with big crappies and we’re on our way through swamp, brush, bog, and willow thicket.
Seldom do these forays pay off. In fact, I have to think hard of just one wild goose chase that ended in success. But, boy, can I think of ones that resulted in frustation and fatigue.
Years ago I decided to hit a lake that was supposed to have great big bass in it, and nobody ever fished it because there was no public access. Sound familiar? Anyway, I found a spot I could manhandle my boat down a bank into a river that flowed to the lake. The first hundred yards went smoothly until I hit fields of wild rice. It seemed like I rowed through the rice forever before I saw the blue lake in the distance. But when I reaced the edge of open water, there were large expanses of thick coontail growing right up to the surface. Each time I dipped the oar it came up with a mass of weeds clinging to it.
Deep in my heart I knew it was going to be worth all the sweat and hard work. But I should have learned to not trust my deep feeling years ago. The lake turned out to be a “snake pit”, nothing but little northerns to catch. At least on that day. By the time I got back to my truck it was dark, and I had long decided I would never come back to give the bass a second chance.
I don’t think any group of outdoorsmen are suckers for wild goose chases like duck hunters, though. If I put together every mile I walked looking for duck-filled beaver ponds, the length would reach the planet Saturn and back to Minnesota.
Now I have gotten tired while hunting, everyone does. But the only time I have ever been so tired I was miserable was during an all day jaunt looking for a series of beaver ponds. My good friend and I started walking so early we manuevered the first few miles by flashlight. By noon we were figured we were getting close. By afternoon we were hoping we were in the same county. Later we hoped we would get there before season ended for the day. But but our passion for ducks kept us going.
Finially in the distance loomed the biggest beaver dam I had ever seen. The structure must have been over ten feet high. With a dam that big we thought there must be lots of water, and ducks, on the other side. Silently we scaled the logs and mud and peered over the other side. There was nothing, not even water. The beaver pond was bone dry.
Like someone pulled a cork, every drop of energy and determination drained out of me. I thought I couldn’t feel worse until I heard that sound. From the ridge to our right came the sound of men conversing and laughing. Then the sound of closing truck doors and starting engine. Helplessly we gazed after the vehicle as it carried the guys effortlessy down an unseen logging road. But there was only one thing for us to do, start back so we could get home by midnight.

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